occamsphaser:

okay but imagine cecil and carlos deciding to get married and talking about if one of them wants to take the other’s last name or if they want to hyphenate or what

and cecil just is like “not that i don’t think every part of you is perfect but i think most people would agree that ‘palmer’ is a better surname than ‘the scientist’”

and so carlos has to sit his boyfriend down and gently explain that his last name isn’t actually “the scientist” and cecil is sitting there like “is anything i know about you real”

Track Title: 5,000 Candles in the Wind

Artist: Mouse Rat

thorsmightythighs:

In the beginning, the kaiju attacks were spaced by twenty four weeks.Then twelve, then six, then every two weeks.The last one, in Sydney, was a week. In four days we could be seeing a kaiju every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within seven days

Because of my hair, I rarely, rarely get recognized, but I was in America couple of weeks ago, and I was in a lift in a department store and the doors opened and this woman stood there, looked at me and just went, “Khaleesi!” and then the doors closed! So that was bizarre and rarely happens but when it does it’s normally on that kind of crazy scale.

scarlettjohnsson:

Scarlett Johansson - Red Hair

great tv recommendations: the hour
↳ "What really can change the world is the simple act of telling someone’s story."

godsavethefrenchqueen:

Marie Antoinette (Sofia Coppola)
tagged → #marie antoinette #want

Marie Antoinette (2006)

You married? I am.

austenchanted:

Oh, it’s a disaster, isn’t it?

If you’re not excited about all this Armor, you’re wrong